My family – They are good Christian people. You will love them and your new “mom” is an excellent cook.
My extended Family – Somewhat tight knit and when I say that I mean they won’t come a knockin’ until Christmas.
My mangy knotted Maltese - Shots are *basically* up to date.
My car – Approximately 48 payments remaining. “High miles.”
My furnished home – Very lived in
My Boyfriend – Very nice man. If a man wins the auction, you are on your own!!
My Law practice – I wouldn’t if I were you. . . .
My Blog – Piqued your interest right there, huh?
This entire lot can be yours for the BuyMe Now price of:
One night of uninterrupted sleep at a Holiday Inn.
Let the bidding wars begin. Auction ends in 1 day minute second.
You do know you always have a room here. I can’t guarantee the no interuptions part. My kids act like puppies with guests.