Mommie Dearest called tonight with news of a church member in distress. Apparently, the lady’s son has been wrongfully accused of stealing another man’s goats and they desparately need to talk to a lawyer. Specifically, they want to talk to this lawyer, tonight. Yeah. It’s time to change my number again. I will miss my [...]
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Goat Rustler?
Posted in What The. . .? on March 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
P.S.A.
Posted in What The. . .? on February 15, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I don’t know why I gotta announce this in 209! (I know you have heard someone you know or love say that, right? What has gotten people so confused about how to say 2009.) This is NOT a good look. I don’t care what some wackazz Ninja told you about liking hairy legged girls. You [...]
They Knew That I Meant Bidnis!!
Posted in What The. . .? on January 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Investigation into Salmonella outbreak.
DTV Delay? You Gotsa to be Kidding Me!
Posted in What The. . .? on January 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently, the switch to DTV is going to be delayed and I am fuming about it! Why? Because I am friggin’ tired of those commercials, that’s why! Why do they have only really old people and children in those commercials? Old people sitting by the pool and ish. Or, all propped [...]
I interrupt the complete silence and doldrom up in here to say
Posted in What The. . .? on November 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Can you fucking believe that pirates are still doing it – and BIG! I wish a one-eyed, one-legged, mofo wit a parrot on this shoulder would try to get up in my ship car! I guess that big oil tanker just couldn’t get away. . . .LOL
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/11/17/kenya.tanker.pirates/index.html
Now, back to your regularly scheduled coma. *beep* (Heart [...]
You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Posted in What The. . .? on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Man complains to police about not getting crack
By Vershal Hogan (Contact) | The Natchez Democrat
Published Thursday, September 18, 2008
FERRIDAY — When a drug transaction didn’t go the way a buyer wanted, he did the right thing — he told the police.
An unidentified complainant told police that he had gone to the 700 block of Fifth [...]
Hurlin’ Aint Easy
Posted in What The. . .? on September 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I will spare you gorry details but, at midnight, I woke up with, what I thought was indigestion. I spent the night with Granny last night and, I didn’t see anything I could take for it in the kitchen cabinet where she keeps her medication. I have always wondered why she kept her medicine in [...]
Really now. . . .
Posted in What The. . .? on August 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s Bay-jing instead of exotic sounding bay-zhing? Why did the friggin’ Olympics have to be in China before I was told! I am so embarrassed that I have been mispronouncing it all this time – well, just this summer but still – I guess everyone else was, too, but still!
Barack thinks McCain doesn’t [...]
Just Talk
Posted in What The. . .? on July 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Oftentimes people call me at the office and say they “just want to talk” or ask – l love this one – “a quick question” to which I reply:
I am a lawyer and I talk and answer questions for a living. Talking is what I do. If I spend my time “just talking” and answering [...]
Is it just me??
Posted in What The. . .? on July 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Or, are black professionals the WORST clients ever??
The black dentist comes to the office to see me yesterday WITHOUT an appointment at the lunch hour. I was working through lunch as I only had a short window of time to get something finished. So, instead of just summarily dismissing him at the door, [...]
